March 2012
170 posts
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Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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There was just a fire in my building...
Big deal, I don’t think they needed 10 fire trucks to save the day. Don’t they need them to put out other Chicago Fires? See what I did there. I evacuated like a professional. Thank god for all those fire drills in Middle School, I could have died.
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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February 2012
136 posts
Feb 29th
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Being single is getting old. Is something wrong with me? Probably.
Feb 29th
I do the dishes in heels. Yeah, that’s right. Superwoman. To making today better than yesterday!
Feb 29th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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“If there is one thing that I am indescribably grateful for it’s that for the...”
– The first paragraph of my journal from today. 
Feb 28th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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I love deeper meanings of shit. Like how fucked up Disney movies are and what was Dr. Seuss really writing about. *edit* What Dr. Seuss could have been writing about.
Feb 27th
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I can’t get over the terrible feeling I get watching millionaires give other millionaires gold statues.
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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The Oscars are too weird.
Feb 27th
Feb 26th
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HOLY SHIT ALADDIN IS ON AFTER THE LION KING. PERECT DAY.
Feb 26th
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The Secret Alchemy of Dr. Seuss →
The Lorax is one of Dr. Seuss’ explicitly rhetorical books, one that he himself classified as “propaganda.” It is a classic cautionary fable structured around a flashback narrated by the villain, the capitalist Once-ler, to a nameless young boy who has come to the Once-ler’s dilapidated Lerkim to hear the tale. The story is set in a dark, murky, post apocalyptic landscape caused by the...
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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thelaughingmango asked: yeeeesssssssssss i love you!
Feb 26th
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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I’m such a loser. I’m listening to choral music while applying for jobs. Whatever, I fucking love what I do. I have the greatest job in the entire world and I can’t believe I’ll get PAID for it one day. I’m lucky to do what I do and I love and treasure every second. I really hope, more than anything, that I get this job.
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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The butt out episode of South Park is too fucking funny.
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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HEY GIRL TEACHER!
heygirlteacher is the most amazing blog I have ever seen.
Feb 24th
I feel like all my friends hate me. This is annoying.
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Funny story, this is what I look like right now.
Feb 24th
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I fucking love my mom.
Bottom line.
Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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I’m in love with tights. Bottom line.
Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
615 notes
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I just realized the secret of lunch!
MAKE MORE FOR DINNER THE NIGHT BEFORE!!!! Yes.
Feb 22nd
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