April 2012
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Apr 30th
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Boobs.  →
Awesome article.
Apr 22nd
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I'm sorry Facebook, I'm just happier without you.  →
I had a Facebook account for about a year before I finally quit. I think I quit because I wanted something more real and tangible about my friendships, even with the messy and dramatic parts. I don’t think Facebook is horrible; it just totally didn’t work for me, or improve the kind of friend I wanted to be. Facebook sort of flattened me out and revealed everything about my friends all at once,...
Apr 22nd
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Happy holidays everyone.
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Anonymous asked: You give me a major lady-boner.
Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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As I was getting out of the elevator and I heard one of the guys in the elevator say to his friend as the door was closing, “Mm-mm I’d tap that.” I’m sorry, I’m just wondering if you are in fact a real person? I didn’t realize that this was 1998 and people still “tap” things. And even then, do you really talk to other human beings like that? Yet...
Apr 16th
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Wind is the absolute worst thing ever.
Apr 16th
I keep reading my offer of employment just to prove to myself that this will all be over soon. I also realized I may be bitchy and lethargic because I feel like I’m anemic again. Time to take the iron pills.
Apr 16th
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I just had to use my computers calculator to clarify that I have actually lost 60 pounds. That’s really insane.
Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
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I never though reading could be more fun than watching TV. Love it.
Apr 15th
What I realized,
The thing about life is that you’re going to get hurt. You’re going to have emotional nights and cry yourself to sleep for hours. You’re going to suffer some kind of heartbreak, some kind of loss. But you will also have those moments where you heal. Those moments are the best. You feel like you smile for the first time again. You feel like you’re alive again. Life just kind of restarts. How I...
Apr 15th
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I really like my blog.
Apr 15th
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Apr 13th
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Apr 13th
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I’m so full of green drink. I watched my old a cappella group tonight, I thought I’d be more nostalgic. Oh well.
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Apr 11th
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I just remembered, I have a job and all of this...
One more test this weekend. A few more weeks of teaching elementary kids. A graduation ceremony. A certification bullshit thing. DONE. DREAM JOB. It’s like I’ve been playing this horrible game for 4 years just to get a job and I finally won. But I still have to keep playing. This is unbearable. All these fucking hoops will finally be jumped through. I bet they didn’t think I...
Apr 11th
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